So, I decided that I did not need the one that had all features
Like the text zooming ability.
With 5 favorite buttons.
With the fake leather.
So, instead of buying the 99.99-dollar model, I bought the 49.99-dollar model. I then bought a 4-port USB hub, for 20 dollars, which is something I have needed for a long time. I just have too many damn things that run on USB, so it’s sitting on my desk, and I have not tried to see if I can print yet, but I might after this post.
Well, I just tired to print, and it worked. I feel blessed that it works. Well that is all that is new from my end of the earth.
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Just so you all know, I bought a wireless keyboard / mouse combo and a 4 port usb hub.
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