Kevin Murray (claystorm) wrote,
Kevin Murray

Microsoft Computer Santa Talks Dirty (anyone really shocked?)...

Yesterday I was looking around CNN Money (one of many news sites I check amongst all the others throughout my day) and I saw this headline "Microsoft unplugs bad Santa". The article in its own right makes for a very good read (well, ok, if you are a nerd / geek), but what really makes this story gold is 3 paragraphs about 2 paragraphs down from the top of the article, which I will save you the trouble of clicking on the link to read:

The holiday cheer soured this week when a reader of a United Kingdom-based technology news site, The Register, reported that a chat between Santa and his underage nieces about eating pizza prompted Santa to bring up oral sex.

One of the publication's writers replicated the chat Monday. After declining the writer's repeated invitations to eat pizza, a frustrated Santa burst out with, "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else."

The exchange ended with the writer and Santa calling each other "dirty bastard."

I mean really, is anyone truly shocked by any of this, well ok, other then the content of the chat? The Santa application was written by Microsoft, the same company that can not even get an their flag-ship operating system (OS) to work right after 5 years of development. What made anyone think they could make a large OS work right let alone a small talking Santa app? LOL.

I think I know which movie the programers were watching when they created this little Santa application, Bad Santa.
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