This really needs an explanation. So Linda has decorated her office with halloweening decorations. Well one of her decorations are two bats that hang above the door to her office. Well as I was talking to her, I was just knocking the bat around with my head. Well she then screams "Stop head butt-fucking my bat."
And more Linda:"We are well beyond butt licking at this point"
That one does NOT even need a explanation. It's Linda.