I was sitting down in our dispatchers (Terri) office this afternoon talking with her and another coworker (Jerry) about some stuff when the president of the company (Bill) comes and walks into the office.
So Bill says to me: "Do you say stuff like ' What's up dog? ' And ' What's up bro?' "
I reply back: No.
Bill then goes on to say: "I heard that on the TV last night. Is that how people talk these days? Is that the cool thing to say now?"
Jerry then tells Bill that he should start talking like that to which he does. LOL.
Then Bill starts about this guy (I guess a friend) who keeps calling him and leaving him messages with just country music or crap like that and how he figured this guys cell number out.
Then Jerry asks Bill what he is going to do back to this guy and Bill reply’s that he is thinking about it. Bill then says "I am not sure if I am going to belch or cut one into the phone, something really disgusting and nasty like that. Or maybe both If I could figure out a way to belch and cut one at the same time."
That right there folks is the president of the company at his best. To say the least, we were all falling out of our chairs at what Bill said. This is also why I say that the company I work for is like Corporate-America if Corporate-America was run by NASCAR. LOL.