I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 11:57 am Well that blows. @SiriusXM is using Covid-19 as an
• 06:27 pm So happy to have @Slapfish #ABQ back up and in operation! Got one of my usuals, the Epic Shrimp Burr
• 10:57 pm Ouch, Trump is gonna need some Aloe for that SICK BURN!
• 11:57 pm ‪Holy shit, @InaGarten is 72? I need to start

3rd

• 05:49 pm I really don’t use my phone much to make calls.

4th

• 01:11 pm ‪Oh Frontier Airlines, I remember when you used
• 11:49 pm (no subject)

5th

• 04:49 pm ‪“Laws that effect human behavior are
• 06:19 pm Decided that a canned Michelada from @ExNovoBrew_NM
• 08:19 pm I’ve moved onto the #Margarita & #nachos phase
• 10:49 pm FYI #NewMexico, #Colorado, #Texas, and #Oklahoma peeps!

7th

• 01:55 pm The line to check out at Target... #NewNormal

11th

• 12:26 am Hobby Lobby is such a shitty company. They’ve
• 12:34 am Happy Mother’s Day to this lovely lady, who also
• 12:37 am ‪Of course he’s not. That
• 01:16 am We have an electric “in / out board” at
• 01:52 am Happy Mother’s Day to this amazing women as
• 04:38 am (no subject)
• 09:05 am Well, that’s 50 more pages then we’ve

13th

• 10:54 am What do you do when no one has the data presented the
• 01:54 pm ‪So what’s the over/under that @GovMLG
• 04:54 pm From @GovMLG’s press conference, Dr Scrase
• 04:54 pm ‪This is huge! Starting Saturday, you MUST wear

14th

• 11:54 am This really shouldn’t be a surprise. #Trump
• 07:56 pm Dinner tonight was left-over Pizza & Breadsticks from

15th

• 12:56 pm Waiting in line to get some beer @LaCumbreBrewing. The mask helps hide my resting bitch / douchbag f
• 06:56 pm Tonight’s dinner was a poke bowl from @Slapfish

16th

• 01:26 pm Reading through the “All Together New Mexico:
• 10:26 pm Can we talk about how amazing Wayne Newton looks for 78!!!

17th

• 12:56 pm And 20 minutes later @PNMTalk has been able to restore
• 03:36 pm Public Service Announcement: If your planning on orderi
• 04:36 pm I love @Monroes_Chile, but I don’t agree with

18th

• 04:06 pm I mean, of course he is. I guess this also means
• 07:06 pm I’m really disappointed in my #ABQ City Counci
• 09:06 pm Enough politics. This was dinner tonight! 4 amazing

19th

• 11:06 pm (no subject)

20th

• 11:06 am The Lancet - a prestigious medical journal published in the UK - states: "[President Trump's] statem
• 02:52 pm Literal bane of my existence! Just got locked out of an account that I though I knew the password to
• 04:52 pm (no subject)
• 05:52 pm . @GovMLG wanted to make sure this got out there. There are options if you need some behavioral heal

22nd

• 03:52 pm I really don't understand those who refuse to wear a mask. I really don't. . You are being asked to

23rd

• 04:52 pm (no subject)

24th

• 10:52 am #TrumpGolfsPeopleDie: 100,000 Americans are dead from
• 02:52 pm Happy 1st Birthday to @ExNovoBrew_NM! I know this

25th

• 12:52 pm I’m intrigued, but not enough to subject myself
• 10:52 pm (no subject)

27th

• 10:52 am (no subject)

28th

• 09:52 pm THIS! #BlackLivesMatter #icantbreathe

29th

• 02:52 pm Love @RandyRainbow!
• 06:52 pm Decided since places are starting to open up, to splurge
• 08:52 pm Got to wish my future brother-in-law a happy birthday remotely while we live in this COVID world...

30th

• 01:52 pm #GoBobAndDoug! #LaunchAmerica #CrewDragon #DEMO2
• 09:52 pm This is not a lie...

31st

• 11:52 am FYI from APD: Active Shooter just southwest of the Big-I (I-25 / I-40 Interchange). I-25 will be shu
• 06:52 pm I didn’t really think I’d come out for
• 07:52 pm Appears I picked a good night to come. It was