I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 04:03 pm Got some fuel for the car, got some fuel for me & used a restroom (thank you @Starbucks) and now to
• 11:03 pm Good grief Charlie Brown, the 1-800 “Your social

2nd

• 10:33 am I’m a bit sad. Facebook had all these winter
• 02:03 pm #TeamCommercials
• 05:33 pm Once you see it, you can’t unsee it... #diabetes
• 08:33 pm (no subject)

3rd

• 05:33 pm ‪#MyDayInFiveWords: I’m ready for a

4th

• 11:33 am (no subject)
• 03:33 pm #NMWx: And then, just like that, it’s CLEAR and

5th

• 11:03 am #WeatherUnderground: Look, we added landscape support

8th

• 06:09 pm ‪So weird to be the in village I grew up in and
• 08:39 pm When your guest asks for a burger, you take him to get a

9th

• 11:39 am #NMWx #ABQ: Looks like a change is coming. Mother Nature
• 01:09 pm Haven’t been here in ages...
• 03:09 pm Decided after lunch, that a walk was in order to enjoy this spectacular weather while it lasts. Plus
• 05:39 pm Drinking the “Brunch Special” from

10th

• 10:09 am Holy crap @BreckenridgeMtn has gotten hammered this past week and they are still expecting more snow
• 05:39 pm Coincidence is a funny thing: I bought the same song

11th

• 12:09 am Sandia Labs already delaying start to 9am tomorrow! And
• 01:31 pm Update: After looking at Bernalillo County’s
• 08:31 pm I’m not surprised. I figured this was gonna

12th

• 07:01 pm Um, why? Just why? Also, who needs 144 condoms in a

13th

• 09:01 am (no subject)

18th

• 12:11 am Wondering if my sister, @TiredKate, made a movie that I was unaware of with @theologian.rex?
• 10:21 am Um, Siri, to whom should I be sending an email to? #AIFail

19th

• 12:51 pm Shots fired!
• 09:21 pm Holy crap, when did Subway get so expensive? And this

21st

• 03:25 pm I have so many questions! This car was seen in the ER parking lot at Rust in Rio Rancho last week! T

24th

• 10:22 am There is literally one of these for EVERYTHING!
• 05:52 pm #ABQ #NMTraffic: Man, someone or something has rush hour

25th

• 02:52 pm Wow! That’s rather abrupt! Makes you wonder if
• 08:22 pm (no subject)

26th

• 09:22 am (no subject)
• 01:06 pm APD teaching cadets how to direct traffic at 2nd and Montano. Avoid if you can!
• 09:06 pm EVERY...DAMN...TIME...

28th

• 02:36 pm Updated some signage in our office. And I just realized looking at the picture that I forgot to use
• 06:06 pm We are so absolutely, totally, F**K! I would say to bend
• 10:06 pm I can tell you Albuquerque is pretty much out of hand

29th

• 11:06 am It definitely feels like spring in Albuquerque! #ABQ #NewMexicoTrue
• 01:07 pm A piece of chocolate chip cookie and some milk to dunk
• 05:37 pm Drinking the Cutbow Coffee Porter from @SteelBenderB