I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 07:59 pm Oh #TheSimpsons...

3rd

• 01:44 pm @Target, do your employees check the use by dates? Cus

4th

• 02:26 pm Um, wait, what the f**k? Imagine if Obama did anything even remotely similar to this, republicans wo

5th

• 12:11 am (no subject)
• 06:56 pm Made it to Gallup for the #RedRocks Hot Air Balloon Rally! Enjoying dollar tacos for #TacoThursday (

6th

• 08:26 am Part of why we love this event! Looking like it might be a good morning to go fly!

7th

• 08:26 am Good Morning #RedRocks!

8th

• 08:19 am Cold, wet, rainy morning and we make our drive back to
• 10:19 am We built a wall! Having breakfast with the ballooning group before going our separate ways. Also thi
• 06:11 pm Holy crap @beerbullard, the “Three’s a

11th

• 10:06 pm Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah https://artb.us/

13th

• 11:04 am This was the email I got from @Google / @GSuite back in
• 01:34 pm Also how my Friday the 13th is going. This time,
• 04:34 pm Drinking La Cumbre’s
• 07:34 pm Also for those who are thinking that my #FridayThe13th was nothing but terrible, it did get better!

14th

• 05:34 pm Such a shitty view tonight as I went to get my hair cut. This place is such a dump... ;-) #NewMexico

15th

• 08:34 pm (no subject)

16th

• 06:24 pm Holy crap @Netflix, 39 titles? Guess I know what everyone is going to be doing this Christmas! :-)

17th

• 07:24 pm Drinking the Bomba (de malta) by La Reforma Brewery.

18th

• 02:54 pm Remember yesterday where I said I was probably gonna
• 04:54 pm Yep, definitely jinx’ed myself...Need to get out

19th

• 11:41 am It might not be my coveted exit row, but I’ll

20th

• 08:11 pm Bunch of lights at a ball park, super cool!

21st

• 10:41 am I want to ask the designer of this clock who hurt them... #ItsBad

23rd

• 12:49 pm Grocery shopping the day before Christmas Eve. Lord help us... ;-)
• 08:19 pm That’s one content beagle!

25th

• 10:19 am Christmas Morning on Christmas Morning, sure why not!
• 03:17 pm Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, FOOD?

26th

• 03:47 pm ROFLOL

28th

• 08:17 am The US Capital Building on a slightly hazy DC mornin

29th

• 12:44 pm Brunch at a #GayBar and it was F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!

30th

• 06:44 pm This is so so so true! Especially on Grindr, Tinder, and other dating apps. (Image credit: @JTD1003)

31st

• 07:05 pm Christmas Pancakes! And it’s pretty darn tasty!
• 10:35 pm (no subject)
• 10:35 pm It’s 11:30pm on #NewYearsEve, what are you