I reject your reality & substitute my own

3rd

• 09:02 am #NMWx: Looks like we are going to go from the cool
• 09:03 pm ‪Hey @ColoradoStateUniversity, this is disgus

4th

• 07:23 pm Hey @DishNetwork, could you please get whomever does

5th

• 12:26 pm So glad that the city is building this missing link of
• 07:37 pm Hey @TiredKate, do I smell your next purchase?

6th

• 03:03 pm So I suppose that’s one way to get old mattre

7th

• 10:59 pm I think even my fat kid I keep locked inside of me

8th

• 01:40 pm Hahahahahaha!
• 08:39 pm Holy crap this guy is too cute... #DogLife #DogsOfInstagram

10th

• 10:09 pm @DogFishHead #OakAged #Vanilla #WorldWideStout! Almost

11th

• 03:23 pm Ah appears the food truck was only scheduled to be at La
• 06:07 pm 16 years ago, I was doing this at the same high school.
• 09:27 pm Congratulations Matt! For today you are officially a

13th

• 07:22 pm Phenomenal gose. Reminds me of @DogfishHead #SeaQu
• 08:30 pm Shouldn’t the “D” in

16th

• 11:41 am Hey @FedEx, how does this even happen? Did the delivery truck break down? Also, how long does it tak
• 07:33 pm See comment about me having a “buying

17th

• 11:13 am We are having a tea party at work in advance of the #RoyalWedding.
• 07:38 pm Nice Pale Ale, that is a borderline IPA. Has a nice

18th

• 04:49 pm Heard #CoffeeChocolateMilkStout was back on tap and in
• 05:53 pm “Daaaaaad, you’re killing me

19th

• 11:18 pm When are we going to learn that it doesn’t

20th

• 12:03 am I’m doing this tomorrow. Almost did
• 06:33 pm I’m pretty sure we had it & his name was Barack
• 08:43 pm Yo, New Mexico Peeps!
• 10:38 pm The Amber Alert has been canceled. Both mother and kid have been found safe...

21st

• 10:49 am Hey Hulu, what the holy hell js this? Since I
• 02:43 pm #NMWx It’s actually raining! Not a huge amount,
• 04:08 pm #NMWx: It is humid, at least by Albuquerque standards... #ABQ

22nd

• 04:14 pm What did you do today? I had to dig out our parking lot after all the dirt from the top of the hill

26th

• 03:48 pm Thank you Carls Jr for having Fried Zucchini on your menu. It allows both my healthy side and my fat
• 07:18 pm Congratulations Karlee & Alex!
• 10:08 pm Coworkers! (Yes, the bride is a coworker of mine)

27th

• 04:53 pm Another weekend seeing another movie opening weekend. Who am I? I never do this...
• 08:03 pm Thought since I was in the area (had to pick something

29th

• 04:13 pm #iOS 11.4 is out today. It’s a .x release, so it