I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 01:05 am When #Siri doesn't understand when you say "Year End"...
• 12:44 pm Drink Good Beer
• 12:55 pm Trump and Obama's New Year tweets, presented without comment, because they speak for themselves...
• 09:24 pm Oh for F**K sake, there is a twitter account / bot that searches for the phase "car accident" and th

2nd

• 09:17 am #RougeOne in IMAX at the Smithsonian!
• 09:42 am Let's do this! #RougeOne

3rd

• 09:36 am Love this! Fresh fruit in the airport! And even a place to wash it!
• 02:36 pm Look what I found at 40,000 feet! Love @SouthwestAir for having good beer!
• 10:41 pm My steps today. Gee, I wonder if you can tell when I was sitting in planes flying across this alread

5th

• 10:03 am I finally got an assistant, but he's all paws... #OfficeDog #DogsOfInstagram #DogsLife
• 10:52 pm #NMWx: #SnowHole is alive & well over #ABQ so far tonight. WeatherUnderground says we might see some

6th

• 06:35 am ‪#NMWx: Holy crap, there's snow! May not be a
• 07:34 am #NMWx #NMTraffic: People, it's a mess out there on the roads. They are icy as heck & in a lot of pla

8th

• 02:27 pm Oh Buddy, you crack me up. The length you'll go to get sun. #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram
• 04:09 pm "We were once wolfs, Wild and Wary. Then we noticed you had couches." #DogsLife #DogsofInstagram
• 10:49 pm This is absolutely the worst reason to drink a beer... If this is all it takes to get you to drink a

10th

• 07:46 pm Obama: If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in re
• 11:14 pm #NMWx: Wait, it's still early January right? Thought the house felt warm, so I looked and 68 inside.

11th

• 05:53 pm American Catfish...Contains: Catfish Well, I hope it does!

12th

• 10:16 pm (no subject)
• 10:18 pm #NMWx: The storm this weekend looks great for the #ABQ metro area, with one exception: It's too warm

13th

• 03:24 pm #StarTrekTOS predicted we'd have flat panel TVs back when people were lucky to have a color TV!

15th

• 09:16 pm Buddy's just trying to stay warm on this rainy NM day! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

18th

• 01:41 pm This hot mess got to come to the office with me. #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

19th

• 03:42 pm Buddy this morning when I got out of the shower. Yes, he's totally spoiled and pampered. And frankly
• 09:25 pm All I wanted to do was catch up on a few episodes of Bull (the final season of Bones is conflicting

20th

• 09:18 pm #NMWx: Looks like the rain is finally switching over to snow in the #ABQ Metro. I know I'm alone in

22nd

• 11:09 pm While he's alway cute, he's really adorable while he sleeps! #DogsOfInstagram

23rd

• 05:16 pm #NMWx: I hope we all enjoyed the weather today, because the rest of the week is gonna be a cold moth

25th

• 02:41 pm Love the NPS twitter accounts going rogue!

27th

• 11:34 am Oh for F**K sake... Now if we could just figure out a way to use Trumps stupidly fragile ego to our
• 06:31 pm Holy hell, I knew Ann Coulter was bat crap crazy, but WTF?!?!

29th

• 10:22 am ROFLOL!
• 04:06 pm Maybe it's my inner 12-year-old coming out, but a type of bedding called "performance" really makes
• 05:34 pm Are you fucking kidding me? "White House says it intentionally left Jews out of Holocaust Memorial s

30th

• 03:54 pm You can't make this shit up... Not even the onion could do this good of a job. :-/
• 05:26 pm ‪Oh Hell No! Trump isn't ready for this fight!
• 07:49 pm I can't say I'm surprised. I wondered how long she'd last. Somehow thought it would be longer then a

31st

• 01:36 pm Buddy hanging out with my coworker Linda while she takes her lunch break in the conference room!
• 08:49 pm Loved this article from #Thrillist. Michigan & Oregon made me laugh, but I had to disagree with New
• 11:00 pm Um, hey Buddy, where am I supposed to sit? #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram