I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 10:47 am #NewMexicoTrue: Las Vegas, NM "So damn authentic, we can prove it". DamnAuthentic.com This ad on the
• 01:26 pm Cool statue of a dog in the rail yards for SF Animal Humane.
• 02:23 pm When they say #DamnAuthentic.. #NMTrue #NewMexicoTrue

2nd

• 03:17 pm This guy is a total chick magnet, which doesn't work for me, since I'm not straight. And he sadly do
• 05:38 pm Buddy helping Aunt Kate play giant jenga!
• 05:56 pm #PhysicsBeDamned
• 09:41 pm Girl next to me at @LaCumbreBrewing has had too much to drink tonight. Standing on the tables. Some
• 11:13 pm Buddy looks so board while I take my blood pressure tonight... #DogsOfInstagram #DogsLife

3rd

• 02:33 pm Passed this guy on Paseo today. If your going to put "FASSSST" on your license plate, the decent thi
• 07:47 pm #NMWx: Monster cell getting ready to bear down on #ABQ metro area.

4th

• 11:27 am Hey yo @ABQJournal, was this an advertisement for these two breweries or what? Because there are man

5th

• 10:26 am #NMWx: It is definitely humid & muggy for New Mexico standards. 52% humidity and a dew point of almo
• 08:30 pm I'm really curious how this shot looked before they "remastered" it. #StarTrekTOS

6th

• 05:04 pm To say the rain is totally hosing rush hour is an understatement... #NMTraffic
• 07:09 pm Some days you can't make this crap up. Warner Bros. asked Google to remove its own website from sear

8th

• 05:06 pm Hey iPhone users, just remember, it could always be worse. Now is Apple removing the damn analog hea
• 07:19 pm I have a custom front license plate on my car. It's seen better days so I decided to order a new one
• 11:42 pm ROFLOL!

9th

• 02:44 pm #NMWx: Welcome to #NewMexico, where even #MotherNature doesn't know what the hell she's doing...
• 08:06 pm It's Netflix (Chelsea) promoting Netflix (The kids from Stranger Things). Oh ya, and a dog too. That

10th

• 11:34 am Walked out of my bank & what do I see? A freaking #DeLorean! And one decked out like the one from #B
• 01:52 pm Holy crap @NMStateFair, you need better line management. This is asinine!

11th

• 02:02 pm #NMWx: Totally ready for a cool down!
• 04:35 pm #NeverForget

12th

• 01:59 pm #PNM having some major transmission issues again in the #ABQ metro area! But somehow it appears my h
• 09:41 pm What it looks like when you go to the State Fair.

13th

• 11:03 am And it's live... #iOS10
• 01:00 pm Hey, yo, #Apple, as someone with OCD, this is gonna bug the living shit out of me. Why can't the tim
• 10:46 pm #NMWx: Where the bleep is that cool down I was promised? It was supposed to be 77 and 76 this weeken

14th

• 09:20 pm Notice how Zuck slips in "...Los Lunas, New Mexico here in the United States." for the masses that s
• 10:31 pm My flight home from Vancouver to Albuquerque is actually really cheap until you add all those damn t

16th

• 04:58 pm Someone got to go to the #DogPark this afternoon. There was a young lab and a lab puppy! So cute! An
• 09:06 pm I'm sure it's cus my blood is still thin from summer, but with a sight breeze, 70 degs feels a bit c

17th

• 08:04 pm Weather balloon floated over #ABQ tonight. Top photo is mine, shot from my iPhone in my backyard. Bo
• 10:31 pm Behind this guy at the drive-thru of Burger King and I can't figure out what he has mounted on top o

18th

• 04:50 pm Finally after a month of averaging well under 3 hours of deep sleep, I got an amazing night of sleep
• 05:57 pm #NMWx: Holy crap it's warm outside! We hit 90 today, which is 10 degs above average. I baked myself
• 09:37 pm My #BloodPressure is much like my sleep, in that I don't understand it some days. Yesterday my BP wa

19th

• 11:42 pm Speaking of my blood pressure & how it yo-yos: Last nights great blood pressure reading is on top &

21st

• 11:31 am #OldAndBusted Vs #NewHotness! Remake of my front license plate finally came in! Don't think I realiz
• 03:13 pm Got around to modifying the #LCARS lock screen wallpapers on my iPhone and iPad for use with iOS 10.

22nd

• 10:27 am Looks like @ABQSunport is finally gonna enter the 21st century & show the amount of spaces free on e
• 06:35 pm Got to meet #RobThomas tonight! He's such a nice guy. The lady on the right is my coworker Terri who
• 07:08 pm Tonight's gonna be a great night! Great beer, Great company, & Great music! Thanks @jtd1003 for the
• 07:35 pm Rob Thomas!
• 10:12 pm Back to our seats and it's now an amazing 72 degs! Let's do this #CountingCrows!
• 10:55 pm Wondering when curfew is for Sandia Casino... Hoping it's 11:30pm or midnight and not 11pm!

23rd

• 04:56 pm I really just need to buy stock in Resolve's parent company...

24th

• 11:08 am To say that Buddy and I were exhausted after the "activities" and lack of sleep of the last two days

25th

• 01:52 pm Last night I was worried about how well I was gonna sleep because of the amount of sleep & deep slee
• 07:01 pm Took this walking home from the brewery tonight on the night where we have equal sun and equal darkn
• 09:10 pm While I don't have lemonade to add to the tea in the pitcher, I do have this. #RIPArnoldPalmer

26th

• 10:58 pm #NMWx: How you can tell it's #BalloonFiesta time: Look at the winds... Although right now, it mostly

28th

• 04:04 pm I've got a coworker who's currently obsessed with @BigBaldHead (Norman Reedus). So while she was out

29th

• 03:18 pm Debate wasn't good for #Drumpf. This is #FiveThirtyEight's "Now-cast" on their 2016 Election Forecas

30th

• 07:07 am You can tell how wet it is on field this morning by the weird small layer of fog! #BalloonFiesta
• 07:29 am Good morning Albuquerque! #ABQ #BalloonFiesta
• 08:06 am And we're up! #BalloonFiesta
• 12:50 pm Donald J #Trump-ass proved overnight yet again via Twitter why he shouldn't be President of this alr