I reject your reality & substitute my own

2nd

• 09:07 am #AmberAlert: Hey #NewMexico & West #Texas: Keep an eye out for this 3-year-old girl, Merleah Guinn,
• 11:51 am How hot was it in July in New Mexico? How about $168 hot! Also the highest electrical bill I've ever
• 09:12 pm Wait, so now I have to keep up with "stories" on both Snapchat & now Instagram!?!?! Ain't Nobody Got

3rd

• 04:17 pm Total Wino is saying #NationalIPADay is actually on August 4th. Oh darn, guess I'll have to celebrat
• 06:27 pm Alright, who put the printer into "Redacted Mode"...

4th

• 09:53 pm Was in the Google app, playing with some settings and I saw this. I'm actually sorta surprised I did

6th

• 04:33 pm My week in blood pressure... Pretty close to how my week went...

8th

• 05:52 pm Love the monsoon season in New Mexico! From the 90s to the 70s in an hour! #NMWx

9th

• 05:50 pm In the trailer for "The Space Between Us", there is a part where an airplane takes off from a "highw

10th

• 06:33 pm Hey Costco, I know you like to be 2 holidays ahead, but Halloween, really? That's like 3 months away

11th

• 10:23 pm Oh Twitter, sometimes you don't disappoint... #DarthVader #RougeOne

12th

• 10:43 am I don't think I'm gonna run out of coffee at the office anytime soon. And despite what the box says,

13th

• 05:57 pm At 5pm MST in Phoenix, AZ it feels cooler then it does at 8PM EDT in Washington DC...
• 09:28 pm Since I was craving a Steak BLT, I made one! And the Sous-Vide Steak BLT was good! I over estimated

14th

• 05:57 pm It's the perfect evening for a walk to the brewery! Love that things are starting to cool down a lit

15th

• 06:18 pm To say I sat at my desk all day & really didn't get up would be a cery correct statement today! Norm

16th

• 10:10 am Hey, yo, #NMDOT, it would have been nice to get this alert before I drove through that area on my wa

17th

• 07:39 pm So #ToxicHell (I mean Taco Bell) has two new products out they call #CheesyCoreBurritos (you can get

18th

• 05:43 pm Hey #Evernote, your not actually suggesting I commit fraud by writing off Evernote as a company expe

19th

• 11:41 am Wonder if my mom is going to disavow me for going here without her. But hey, I'm in Santa Fe, with a
• 12:09 pm This is hanging above my table here at Jambo Cafe.
• 11:32 pm @lego_luke_ Don't mind the caption on the picture (unless I need to explain this reference to you),

21st

• 03:43 pm Someone is enjoying this cooler weather (ok, I am too)! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram
• 07:37 pm #NMWx: Definitely storming a bit in the Sandia mountains. Luckily my walk home is nice and dry. And
• 07:39 pm #NMWx: The view to the north is also an pretty stormy too. And pretty spectacular too!
• 07:44 pm #NMWx: And it's a good thing I'm almost home, as this crap has just come out of nowhere!

22nd

• 02:54 pm From old & busted (top) to new hotness! (Bottom). All for $14 each Costco.com! The batteries are eve
• 06:08 pm #NMWx: Holy crap. I was gonna leave the office, but given this crap, I'm gonna stay at the office fo
• 06:30 pm #NMTraffic: #ABQ drivers, Paseo Del Norte from 2nd ST to Coors is flooding due to the rain. Probably
• 06:53 pm #NMWx: The #SandiaMountains are currently missing... #ABQ #NM
• 07:20 pm #ABQ: #PaseoDelNorte around 4th street still dealing with some flooding issues. Left lane looks pass

23rd

• 11:53 am Roswell, NM seeing a lot of air traffic today as American Airlines retires 20 MD-80s in one day.
• 09:32 pm This guy is way too adorable! Love him! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

24th

• 08:44 am Someone was a sleepy puppy this morning. I'm also not going to lie, I've totally been on the #Strugg

26th

• 11:29 am #AmazonPrimeNow trying to cash in on #StrangerThings, which is sorta weird as ST is a #Netflix prope
• 03:40 pm Realized that I hadn't cleaned my office in awhile & with all I've had going on, the clutter had tak
• 06:19 pm Happy #NationalDogDay from this goober! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

27th

• 07:07 pm Welcome to #Albuquerque, where restaurants now have people "watching" over their parking lots... #Cr

28th

• 07:03 pm Today I gave myself the best birthday gift ever, rest! Now if I sleep tonight, that's still to be se

29th

• 11:38 am 20 or 30 years ago, if Albuquerque had been as strict as Journal Center was in their landscape requi
• 02:05 pm Titan Development has started site work to prep for Cabelas & their "Legacy @ Journal Center" develo

30th

• 10:27 am This is what it looks like when you start your day with a 5.5 mile walkabout to get coffee and strol
• 07:55 pm What are the odds that by the end of this episode, all 6 of these #RedShirts are dead? I'll start th
• 11:31 pm #BetterLateThanNever: While @WilliamShatner is big on Twitter, "Shatner_20" isn't his Twitter handle

31st

• 10:00 am Hey @SouthwestAir, how is this delayed?
• 12:13 pm Had Poke / Poki for lunch and holy crap it was totally yummy!