I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 12:44 pm Little known fact about #LoveActually: Former #NewMexico
• 07:50 pm Now that's a beer with some head!

2nd

• 01:49 pm #OnlyInNewMexico is "Mud Repair" something that goes out to bid... #NewMexicoTrue
• 07:23 pm Well crap, that's not good... #FAIL #FailureIsAlwaysAnOption

3rd

• 11:47 pm #NMWx: Looks like tomorrow is the last day without wind for the next week or so & the heat returns b

5th

• 01:00 pm I know there is an #AmberAlert, but this is a new one. This message really is not helpful... Come on
• 11:01 pm Summer is coming... Sadly. Definitely an use the A/C type of night tonight. Outside its 73, inside i
• 11:28 pm It's 11:30pm. What am I do? Watching a rocket launch & hopefully another "experimental landing"! #Sp
• 11:34 pm OMFG, THEY STUCK THE LANDING AGAIN! And they weren't expecting this one to work. It was landing at t

6th

• 12:03 am This was a live shot looking at the business end of the second stage & yes, that is #earth in the ba
• 09:37 pm Not necessarily the tweet you want to get from the co-founder of the open source software you use fo

7th

• 01:41 pm Next week is gonna be warm... Nooo Spring, don't go. Stay, please stay. But stay without the wind pl
• 03:12 pm Thinking that I should try making this... Lord knows I have enough Bourbon to try with...
• 05:43 pm I love fine print and this fine print for Arby's new "Bourbon Bacon & Steak" doesn't disappoint. #Do

8th

• 02:28 pm I don't nap well. Even when I want to. Like today. But this dork, he comes in, jumps up, and passes

10th

• 09:24 am No, this guy isn't spoiled at all. He's just wrapped up in his own blanket in the middle of my bed.
• 09:45 am Looks like someone is installing a cell tower or some sort of communications tower at the top of our
• 08:33 pm #Pebble finally added health graphs in their app!!! This was the missing piece in their health puzzl

12th

• 10:16 pm #NMWx: #SummerIsComing! Official bitch about how warm it still is! 10pm and it's 70 outside and 75 i
• 10:47 pm #Amazon #Echo #Fail! Asked #Alexa to "play me some music to fall asleep to", and first she played "G

13th

• 10:37 am Drinking coffee on my patio while Buddy suns himself. Also trying to get a little color on my poor w
• 11:23 am Drinking coffee on my patio while Buddy suns himself. Also trying to get a little color on my poor w
• 11:38 am It seems someone has had enough sun (or maybe heat, as it's pretty toasty in the sun). #DogsOfInstag

14th

• 06:36 pm So nice to see the first phase of #WinrockTownCenter coming along nicely! Other notes, #RedRobin hav

15th

• 01:16 pm Huge thank you to one of our vendors who gave us amazing seats for today's Isotopes game!
• 03:50 pm Drinking at the ballpark is the only place that makes drinking at the airport or on an airplane look
• 05:32 pm So my upper knees saw some sun at the game today. Guess I should have worn longer shorts. Oops...

17th

• 03:27 pm Time to throw my IT Manager hat on & start busting out this VoIP proposal, so I can formally get it
• 05:23 pm It's a good thing I checked traffic before I left the office. Both directions of I-25 are hosed...

18th

• 02:11 pm Not sure I'm ready to trust Fast.com (Netflix's new bandwidth testing service) quite yet. In a bunch
• 02:57 pm Great. #OfficeDepot has stopped stocking pretty much the only thing I actually bought from them on a

20th

• 12:25 pm The new location of Whole Hog Cafe is open on Central in the old Gravy location.
• 04:08 pm Well, I now have a hard hat... #TeamPlayer

21st

• 09:00 pm This recently popped up in the AppStore as a game I might like. Expect, I don't have to download thi

22nd

• 02:52 pm #Pebble is teasing the masses again... Wonder what they have up their sleeve this time...
• 06:34 pm These are @BosqueBrewingCo's new Steak Street Taco's! And they are amazing! There are actually 3 tac

23rd

• 07:36 am Can you tell when I walked to dinner last night? I can!
• 10:06 pm On nights like tonight & weeks like this, I'm glad I have actual refrigerated air! Quoting from the

24th

• 10:58 am At an undisclosed site in Santa Fe. While I didn't fabricate this duct, I did assemble the two piece
• 12:33 pm The arty-farty picture looking down the ductwork we hung this morning. After lunch, we'll do the oth
• 08:57 pm And this is why we can't have nice things... #StayClassyABQ #NewMexicoTrue

25th

• 03:08 pm As seen coming from Santa Fe, the Google Street View car! We also saw them in Santa Fe too! - 1 comment
• 06:23 pm Well, at least this isn't happening in just Albuquerque... Make one wonder, with this starting to ha

26th

• 10:44 pm Oh Buddy, you crack me up... #dogsofinstagram #dogslife

27th

• 09:41 am Nothing like vacation sleep! #OutLikeALight #INeededThat
• 11:03 am Good grief #NewMexico, I didn't need an "Emergency Alert" telling me a highway has been closed. Yes,
• 08:34 pm No Pebble, this is what I call vacation... ;-)

28th

• 03:38 pm #FeelTheBurn #NewMexico #GoVote

29th

• 05:03 pm File under things I'll never understand: Retail Pricing! The SPF 50 was actually 80 cents cheaper th
• 08:10 pm These are the Green Chili Falafel Sliders from @BosqueBrewingCo and there are every part of amazing
• 09:50 pm So this is what happens when you have a lazy morning & then realize you have shit to get done before

30th

• 04:17 pm I recently discovered @CaseyNeistat (by recently I mean like a month or two ago) & started watching

31st

• 06:59 pm We made it! Our view for the rest of the week! Love this place!