I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 08:15 pm Really love this quote! #TheWalkingDead #NotASpolier

2nd

• 06:56 am I already own too many tee shirts, but I might have to ponder getting this one...
• 02:51 pm Snow covering the peaks of the Santa Fe National Forest!
• 05:46 pm Positive of being off Daylight Saving Time: Get to see some bitching sunsets from the office again.

3rd

• 06:24 pm Hey @Sprint / @Apple: Second night in a row that I've gotten home & my phone has advanced the time b

5th

• 08:39 pm Cliffs Amusement Park already has their huge ass "Christmas Tree" lit up. Sort feel like it's too so

6th

• 11:42 am Hey @Google Chrome, you are not open, so why the hell are you using over 700 Mb of memory? Who do yo
• 04:19 pm Love "Big Data's" album cover from their "2.0" album.

7th

• 05:22 pm This is tweet worth of a news station Kansas City? In other news: A car drove on a road, a plane lan

8th

• 11:34 am Sleepy puppy enjoying the sun... #DogsOfInstagram #DogsLife - 1 comment
• 03:43 pm Sleepy puppy again, this time trying to get that last sunlight before it disappears for the day... #
• 11:24 pm Why I never took online classes or classes with non-traditional deadlines. And we won't even talk ab

9th

• 09:25 am Leaving the house this morning & I notice I have a structural issue with my carport... I'm guessing

10th

• 06:55 pm Holy hell #WestCoast, what are you guys doing, playing bumper cars out there? Especially you Califor
• 08:05 pm Very interesting. Ordered a bunch of Apple Lighting to USB cables for work from Apple. Apple shows t

11th

• 08:37 am Looks like UPS found the package yesterday evening and it made it across the country and back to #AB
• 04:06 pm Oh fun... Just a check up, but so much fun...

12th

• 08:23 pm As seen on tinder... I did not swipe right...

13th

• 08:39 pm Found at Costco: The Beer Advent Calendar! Only $60... #Beer #Advent
• 09:01 pm Daddy, play with me!!!! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

14th

• 12:16 am Amazon keeping it simple and classy. #Solidarité
• 02:49 pm Buddy is ready to take my dads truck for a spin...#DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

15th

• 01:40 pm Decided to drag the treadmill I never use out of my bedroom to the living room while I stream MacGyv
• 01:56 pm And someone is enjoying the warmth of the fire... Came back from the bedroom and he was just standin
• 05:45 pm Well this sucks. And I was wondering what happened The Graham Norton Show on BBA America. Anyone in

16th

• 09:57 am Looks like I'll be getting a decent amount of free drinks this holiday season. Thanks @Starbucks!
• 02:35 pm Someone lost their ghetto trailer...
• 06:37 pm Let's play that game: "Find The Cold Front!" Can you find the cold front? I bet you can...
• 07:40 pm Texting with coworkers about if I should override our door lock schedule for tomorrow due to weather

18th

• 12:25 pm Snow on the Sandia Mountains this morning...
• 06:52 pm Totally awesome! Karma is a real bitch! Via: @phillydefranco

20th

• 03:32 pm Cheesecake Factory is coming along nicely. Assuming inside is as far along as outside is, they shoul
• 05:25 pm I don't know how you Westsiders do the river crossing everyday. 5 miles of bumper to bumper gridlock

22nd

• 12:20 pm Holy crap, ALL THE LEAVES dropped off the trees overnight! I guess I know what I'm doing today!
• 02:05 pm After about 45 minutes work in the back yard, the leaves are gone! And while I say that, I know Budd
• 04:42 pm Some of my neighbors were getting a head start on their Christmas decorations. One of my neighbors h
• 08:36 pm Looking in the windows of the old Winrock Mall mall is like looking in to a blast from the past. Sur

24th

• 07:19 pm I will say that these intrigue me. Maybe I'll pick some up later and try them at work...

25th

• 12:29 am Heading to bed & Buddy jumps up on the bed and lays down like this. Hey puppy, we have to share the
• 11:33 am Yoda's already in the got this Christmas cheer going!
• 11:34 am Yoda already has his Christmas cheer going!

26th

• 11:50 pm Hey Président Cheese, was the crumbler broken?

27th

• 03:51 pm My "Black" Friday!
• 07:52 pm Looks like USPS's tracking system doesn't take holidays in to account when calculating delivery date

28th

• 12:43 am And of course, when Buddy does jump up on the bed & doesn't take over the whole thing, he lays on my
• 11:39 pm I don't know if it's the light of the room or the temperature of the house (67 degrees) that is caus

29th

• 05:39 pm Ended #NoShaveNovember one day early & got a much needed haircut. Look like a new man, or maybe a ne
• 06:59 pm Just so you know, style of beer doesn't have jack to do with ABV...
• 09:46 pm Thought my DVR was shitting it's self tonight, but it turns out it's a bad coaxial crimp my father a

30th

• 10:40 am Sweet! Appears UPS is giving me an early Christmas gift & delivering my new Xbox One a day early! Th
• 06:33 pm Wtf @Amazon! Just let me choose overnight shipping for delivery on Wednesday! I get that the overnig
• 07:08 pm Appears that @Amazon is having some issues on this #CyberMonday. Not a great time for them to be hav