I reject your reality & substitute my own

2nd

• 10:29 am Google's new logo feels like something I'd see on some sort of kids toy or product... Maybe Google M

3rd

• 08:21 pm #TheresYourProblem! Also can I #RANT about using plastic on water supply hoses!!! Plastic gets britt

4th

• 05:37 pm Had to stop at Target for new bath mats, to replace the ones that got destroyed in the great bathroo

5th

• 02:11 pm You can now buy Green Chilie at the Albuquerque Sunport after security... #OnlyInNewMexico #NewMexic
• 02:53 pm And despite being A-42, I still got the best seat on the plane. @SouthwestAir's version of First Cla

6th

• 07:52 am Beautiful Camden, Maine
• 09:23 am Stereotypical Maine... Love it.
• 03:28 pm Beer is not bad, but that view is FREAKING amazing!
• 04:15 pm Another shot of the view!!!
• 06:09 pm Another stereotypical #Maine picture. So damn beautiful! Also known as "Baby's First Lighthouse".
• 06:35 pm Lobster Mac and Cheese and an IPA. All is right with the world!
• 08:38 pm Heading to bed. I was really surprised how well I did today, considering how little sleep I got last

7th

• 02:11 pm Owls Head Lighthouse, with a Fresnel lens!
• 03:19 pm Lighthouse selfie!
• 03:54 pm The #ForestGump lighthouse...

8th

• 02:31 pm Friend and I went to the top of Mount Battie today and had a picnic. Also took their dog Coda. The v

9th

• 07:38 am It's a foggy morning here on the Maine costal region...
• 02:56 pm Current view... #Maine
• 04:07 pm Another very stereotypical #Maine picture!
• 05:08 pm The view from dinner. While not "glamorous", I still love it. A lot of Maine is small towns and I lo

10th

• 11:44 am Coda looks longingly out the window...
• 02:25 pm Sitting here in Rockport, snacking on a Lobster Roll, and it's gently sprinkling. I could get used t
• 05:08 pm Final dinner in #Maine! #Lobster!

11th

• 08:25 pm Oh Buddy, you crack me up. Should I be scared my dog sits like a human? It's good to be home again..

13th

• 10:26 am 94 today? Really? It's the middle of September! Is fall ever gonna come? At this rate, we'll be wear
• 06:39 pm Love this random shot of the "Specialty Beers" menu. Just love the lighting on it!
• 10:04 pm Just saw @IAmJohnOliver holding a big, giant wooden penis...

14th

• 06:43 pm Got my new U.S. Passport in the mail today. Along with it they sent a flyer for all of the governmen

15th

• 09:28 am Been trying to take Buddy more places with me & it shows in my backseat... #DogHairIsLife
• 06:35 pm Hey Costco / Starbucks, it's still September, maybe wait another 2 or so months...

16th

• 11:18 am I was about to say "Here we go", but it appears that Apple's servers are overloaded at the moment...
• 11:13 pm Interesting: Apple changed the way blood pressure is displayed in Apple Health. iOS 8 is on the left

17th

• 09:16 am Got out of the shower this morning to find that this cutie had settled in to my spot in bed...
• 03:56 pm Pretty much me right now...

18th

• 04:22 pm Backseat of the car is now free of dog hair again. Love that there are at least two carwashes in tow
• 06:30 pm Just renewed my drivers license. #NM now mails your new license to you. They give you a paper tempor

19th

• 12:00 pm Someone is enjoying the front door being open. #SleepyPuppy #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram
• 10:20 pm My blood pressure knows it's the weekend...

20th

• 12:06 am #NMWx: This explains a lot! Today's high was actually right at average. But the low tonight is still
• 06:28 pm It appears I'm very much a creature of habit. (Which I already knew) My iPhone knows it's Sunday nig
• 07:18 pm This explains why there is no @LastWeekTonight tonight. @IamJohnOliver is presenting at the #emmys.

22nd

• 03:52 pm Driving back to the office and this is what I saw at Montgomery Park. #ABQ #NMWx #ABQFlood
• 11:04 pm He's giving me the "Can we just go to bed daddy?" look... Soon Buddy Boy, soon! #DogsLife #DogsOfIns

23rd

• 10:55 am Got a new coffee mug for the office! It even works when I go to @Starbucks!
• 12:04 pm Not surprising, but iOS 9.0.1 is out today. Looks to be all bug fixes.
• 10:33 pm Damn App Developers and Apple, you guys have been busy! This is just today!

24th

• 12:18 pm What it looks like when you order new iPhones for the company...

25th

• 06:28 pm Made a batch of "homemade"* buttermilk biscuits tonight. Turned out even better then the last batch
• 10:20 pm Woo hoo! I've been wanting to watch this, but couldn't find it online... Until now (well early Octob

26th

• 01:54 pm Made another pilgrimage to Gabriel's outside of Santa Fe. We love the patio here and the food is ama
• 08:13 pm If whomever in the Yuma / Mexicali area could turn off the heater they left on, that would be great.

27th

• 11:28 am Oh great. Appears I have a wifi AP at work that's not wanting to behave... Gonna try and reboot it r
• 01:11 pm Well crap, this is less then optimal... Guess I'm going into the office for a bit. Oh the joy of Inf
• 03:32 pm Someone came to the office with me to help me fix the wifi! #DogsOfInstagram #DogsLife #DogIT
• 06:09 pm Only in #ABQ! #BurqueAsFuck #OnlyIn505 #NewMexicoTrue #NMTrue

28th

• 08:02 am Awesome... I slept for total crap & can't have food, or more importantly, caffeine, until after my 9

29th

• 08:14 am Going to go vote this morning & I hope / pray that the poll workers have been trained on NM's tempor
• 09:31 am Oh New Mexicans who don't understand low / reduced emissions parking. I'm pretty sure only one of th
• 11:43 am Finally, the fruit option at a restaurant that isn't honeydew and/or melon.

30th

• 07:51 pm Decided to crack this open tonight. Wet Hop is amazing. With two 2 hour naps I had last night, I pro