I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 09:31 pm Gotta say that @SeattlePD really wins it on Twitter! Whomever is manning (or womaning) their account
• 09:57 pm Here are a few more from the Seattle PD Twitter account! They are amazing!
• 11:48 pm #NMWx: It's too early in the season for this crap! 11:45pm & still 70 degs outside? No wonder my hou

2nd

• 01:24 am #ABQ #NMwx: This explains a lot! Our low is 15 degs warmer then average & our high is 9 degrees warm

3rd

• 05:15 pm Shave and a hair cut and I look like a new man. A young one again...
• 09:09 pm So I have a warm dog asleep between my legs. Totes adorable! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

4th

• 06:40 pm That's fun! #NMWx #ABQ
• 06:40 pm #NMWx: And there's more behind it! Glad I'm finally home. Driving was fun... #ABQ

5th

• 02:02 pm Oh yes, I forgot that May is a "sweeps" month...
• 06:19 pm #NMWx: Hey NW #ABQ, Corrales, and parts of Rio Rancho, get ready to grab your ankles!

6th

• 05:06 pm I'm now one of those guys that had a bike in his office.

7th

• 09:54 pm They needed a study to know this? #LGBTYouth #GayYouth
• 09:54 pm This was a "Promoted Tweet" for the hashtag #GayYouth on Twitter. Very interesting that the Mormon C

8th

• 03:17 pm Friday, I'm trying to get out of the office & of course our gate decides to stop working... #FAIL #F

10th

• 06:25 pm About a week ago Stephen Colbert (yes, that Colbert) posted a new picture of himself to Twitter. I f
• 11:35 pm Holy crap, today's Shirt.Woot! OMG, that's beyond amazing and cute! #TakeMyMoney!

11th

• 07:26 am Today is gonna suck! #BringOnTheCaffeine #FeelsLikeAZombie #MondaySucks

12th

• 05:47 pm Why lord, why? #WindowsUpdate

13th

• 06:05 pm Saw this the other day. While I know what it is, it still made me laugh. For those not in the know,

15th

• 07:21 pm Randomly found this online. Sadly, it's true of the younger generation. When I'm on the beach, I rel
• 07:46 pm Installed my new wall mounted bike holder today. Thought I had planned this out, but it appears I fo
• 09:06 pm Ok, problem solved (for the most part). Moved the mount 90 degs to the other wall (it has to be in a
• 09:44 pm I am loving this weather! #NMWx #NMRain #ABQ

16th

• 05:48 pm Typical for May in New Mexico! #NMWx

17th

• 04:23 pm This cracked me up. "Not As Hot". Lol.

18th

• 01:47 pm Over the last two years, my personal stock portfolio has beaten the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and Nasdaq b

19th

• 12:04 am Lots of Lightning with this incoming cell! #ABQ #NMWx

20th

• 07:54 pm #NMRoads: Who at #NMDOT / #Kiewit thought this was a good idea? Assuming this is the ramp I think it

21st

• 05:29 pm Thought we had the server room A/C issue fixed. We were wrong. Appears the condenser is locking on &

22nd

• 11:26 am "Newkirk" as opposed to Oldkirk? Or how about just Kirk? Or maybe James T. Kirk? #NMTrue #PlacesInNM
• 11:46 am Thankfully I could bail through the median! Now to figure out what the hell in doing!
• 01:18 pm When I said I was on a back road, I wasn't kidding!
• 02:50 pm Small town Texas... Love the sign!
• 04:11 pm Texas rest area. If I wasn't running so late, I'd go play...

23rd

• 05:16 pm It's coming for us & we standing outside waiting for a table...
• 05:59 pm You know your in Texas... ;)

24th

• 04:56 pm What the hell happened back here? #AncientBurialGround

25th

• 11:31 am Holy Legos Batman!
• 11:31 am Where I'm at!
• 11:31 am @luke_widner: I found your dream car... ;-)
• 11:57 am LOL!
• 11:57 am The White House!
• 11:57 am Lincoln Memorial
• 11:57 am Statue of Lincoln in the Lego Lincoln Memorial!
• 11:57 am The U.S. Supreme Court!
• 11:57 am The Liberty Bell at life size scale!
• 12:19 pm The Washington Monument
• 12:19 pm The Statue Of Liberty... And some random persons kid... Lol.
• 12:19 pm Stop Whining. Keep Mining.
• 12:19 pm Mount Rushmore with Lego People?
• 12:39 pm Jefferson Memorial
• 02:13 pm Weather is starting to get fun in the #DFW Metroplex... #TXWeather

26th

• 01:40 pm Model of New Mexico One!
• 01:40 pm The Original Southwest Kiosk!
• 01:40 pm The old Southwest paint job...
• 01:40 pm New Mexico One is unveiled as a sunny Southwest salute to the Land of Enchantment!
• 02:14 pm Not often you see a 737-700 sticking halfway inside a building...
• 02:14 pm The Frontiers of Flight Museum!
• 02:47 pm Have I said that I'm a bridge & transportation need? No? Well I am! #DallasBig
• 02:47 pm The bridge and some flood waters... No big deal...
• 04:17 pm At Total Wino stocking up on beer I can't get in NM.
• 05:12 pm Dinner!!! #GetInMyBelly! InNOut
• 05:12 pm #Yummy! #InNOut

27th

• 02:50 pm Oh, hey there New Mexico. Good to be back, even if it's though my bug juiced window.
• 06:43 pm My beer haul from Texas! Should last me a little bit... ;-) I'll pick some more up when I go to Brec

28th

• 06:41 pm What a 30 bbl brew house looks like!
• 06:41 pm And the best room in the house! The cold room! This supplies the beer just for the taproom! For IPA,
• 06:41 pm The canning line.

29th

• 11:21 am Btw, for those of you wondering, this is what the Trinity River normally looks like at the Margaret