I reject your reality & substitute my own

1st

• 11:23 am How much did my dog love the sun? Enough that he tried to climb the couch cushion to get some...
• 04:56 pm This lazy bastard has done nothing but sleep all day. Wait a minute, why didn't I think of that? #Do
• 10:45 pm Found "Alexandria" from tonight's #TheWalkingDead! It's in Senoia, GA. Wow, how many people would al

2nd

• 09:12 pm #NMWx: There is an old saying in New Mexico: "Don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes." And the last

3rd

• 06:34 pm #FAIL:?File this under "The part that engages the cutter on the plotter is made from plastic & broke

4th

• 08:53 am Holy crap, Sprint LTE is rocking at my house. Faster then my home internet connection!
• 01:50 pm So if I thought the Sprint LTE speeds I got from my house were good, this is what I got at lunch nea
• 08:20 pm Ya, so not answering this call...
• 11:17 pm Daddy, stop taking pictures of me and play with me! #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

8th

• 08:34 pm Very rare misstep for the #TheWalkingDead guys: Yes, that would be blood and brains on the camera le

9th

• 05:26 pm Really Microsoft, SQL Server 2008 setup files affects SQL Server 2012? Why?

10th

• 01:50 pm Architects / Engineers: There is never any reason to do this! A simple cross hatch would have worked

11th

• 10:13 am Really digging #Chipotle's new bags! #ChipotleBag

13th

• 11:41 am Day off and what am I doing? Watching @PhillyDefranco play #GTAV on Twitch on my TV (iPad is for the
• 02:16 pm Sweet! Traffic is one of the top things I've wanted to have on my #AmazonEcho since I got it! Also l
• 10:53 pm Oh @WeatherChannel, you're so funny. You actually think that you are relevant...

14th

• 02:08 pm Oh Walmart...

16th

• 07:28 pm Another late night at the office, but at least I was rewarded with this view on my drive home!

18th

• 05:05 pm Hey @LogMeIn, while I like your product, you're getting harder for me to justify. Especially since I

20th

• 11:13 am Good morning daddy! I wove you, so I lay on top of you to show it... #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram

21st

• 03:13 pm "What?" #DogsLife #DogsOfInstagram #Spoiled

22nd

• 02:31 pm Hey Match, if I'm still single in 20 years, maybe I'll give you a chance... - 1 comment

23rd

• 12:26 pm Bikes of two of my coworkers... #BothHave2Wheels
• 09:55 pm Man, Liberty University is a major buzz kill! Also, all those people at Ted Cruze's "announcement" w
• 10:29 pm Love that Liberty University puts Abortion, Sexual Assault, Immortality (WTF?), Involvement With Wit

25th

• 09:18 am James May all but confirms that he is leaving Top Gear following Clarksons dismissal. Not surprised

26th

• 11:19 pm This next week looks amazing! #SpringTimeInNM #NMWx #Spring

27th

• 06:55 pm My sister says some things should be run by a 12-year-old boy to see if they laugh or snicker before

28th

• 09:14 pm Google Now thinks I'm a stoner... While I'm not, the fat kid I try to keep locked inside of me is sa

29th

• 04:35 pm Yes, this is a brewery taproom. Might be one more interesting I've been in.

30th

• 08:54 pm Holy crap, 9pm and its 70 degs outside? Is this a bad April Fools Day joke? #NMWx #ABQ

31st

• 06:57 pm I'm pretty sure this is Buddy in the mornings. He knows I'm generally in a hurry to get to work, so