December 3rd, 2005

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Chris Rock's View on Gays....

So, I was listing to MP3's on my computer tonight, and I came across a clip of his "Bigger and Blacker" tour called "Gays in the military.", and I thought it was really good, so I am posting it here. If I can find his part on gun control, I will post that too.

Gays in the military. Everybody says, ''Don't let them in.''

If they wanna fight, let them fight, 'cause I ain't fighting.

I wouldn't give a fuck if I saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue.

I ain't shooting nobody. So call me a faggot.

When the war is over, l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.

You know what's fucked up? Everybody gets so homophobic.

People, we need to cut that shit out...

'cause everybody in this room got at least a gay cousin.

Every last one of you got a gay cousin.

You knew he was gay when y'all was kids.

You was playing ball, he was jumping rope.

He didn't turn gay, he was gay then. He just didn't have nobody to be gay with.

Shit, I got a gay uncle. Call him Aunt Tom.

Every Christmas, he comes over with his ''friend.''

See, it don't make no sense to hate nobody.

It don't make no sense to be a racist, sexist, or nothing, but.... It don't.

It doesn't.

It don't make no sense...

'cause whoever you hate will end up in your family.

That's right, you don't like gays, you're gonna have a gay son.
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Chris Rock's View on Gun Control

So, as I promised in the other post, I have found and am now posting Chris Rocks View on Gun Control. This also came from his Bigger and Blacker tour.

And everybody's talking about gun control, got to get rid of the guns.

Fuck that. I like guns.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

I ain't working out. I ain't jogging.

You got pecs, I got Tecs.

Fuck that shit. You don't need no gun control.

You know what you need? We need some bullet control.

Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right.

I think all bullets should cost 5,000 dollars.

5,000 dollars for a bullet. You know why?

'Cause if a bullet costs 5,000 dollars there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

That'd be it.

Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, ''Damn, he must have did something.

''Shit, they put 50,000 dollars worth of bullets in his ass.''

People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost 5,000 dollars.

''Man, I would blow your fucking head off; if I could afford it.

''I'm gonna get me another job, I'm gonna start saving some money...

''and you're a dead man.

''You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway.''

So even if you get shot by a stray bullet...

you won't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out.

Whoever shot you would take their bullet back.

''I believe you got my property.''

That's right, man.
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