March 31st, 2005


The Enormous Omelet ... Will Kill You,

Ok, I don't know if any of you have heard about The New Enormous Omelet from Burger King, but incase you have not, let me give you the run down, 730 Calories, 47 grams of fat, and almost 1.5 times the daily cholesterol that you should have in whole day. This thing is made out of two pieces of cheese, two eggs, a sausage patty and three slices of bacon plus the bun. I have one thing to say to that. HOLY SHIT! If you look at the last quote below, it tells you what this damn thing equals, and I think I would rather have some of other stuff to fill me up, and not the Enormous Omelet.

So, below are quotes that I have found on the Internet about the Enormous Omelet. Read and enjoy. If I find more, I will update.

"The new Enormous Omelet certainly isn't for the faint of heart - it packs in 730 calories, 47 grams of fat and 140% of the daily cholesterol recommended for an average adult."

"'I was hungry. I treated myself. But this is the last time I'll get one,' said Daphne Fraser-King, 62, as she munched her Enormous Omelet. 'My cholesterol is high. So this might kill me even though the price is right'"

"The Enormous Omelet 'is for landscape workers, road crews, guys putting in a hard day's work who need a hearty, satisfying breakfast to get them through the day,' said Burger King spokesman Joe Gerbino, adding that the chain offers healthier items, too."

"It actualy packs more calories than the famed Whopper."

"There are two pieces of cheese, two eggs, a sausage patty and three slices of bacon plus the bun. It's like having three pieces of cheesecake or four slices of pepperoni pizza or seven glazed donuts or 15 pieces of fried chicken for breakfast."
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