October 28th, 2004

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Mathematical Formula for working and jobs.

Ok, I got this in an e-mail today, and it made me laff my ass off, so, I thought I would share it with the world. This also explanes my job very well. So, here it goes:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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    None, Unless you count the voices in my head.
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Today sucked! Well, it was not that bad, but it was bad.

Well, I had class today, so that sucked in its own right, but to make it all worse, and yes, it can get worse, I left the office at 7:00 PM. Now, for those of you playing the home game, I normaly get off work at 5:30 PM. So, what should have been a 3 hour workday, after 3 hours of school, turned into a 4.5 hour workday.

So, that is what is new for now, but, I'm sure that there will be more to come in the next few days. So, keep watching.

Peace and Love,
Kevin
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    Switchfoot - Dare U 2 Live.