Kevin Murray (claystorm) wrote,
Kevin Murray
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The Homosexual Agenda

I saw this posted on the gsa_lj (Gay/Straight Alliance on Live Journal), and could not help but post it in my own journal. I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

This is really funny, cus Kelly and I were joking the other day that I had not gotten my copy of the Agenda yet, and we were trying to figure out who I could get my copy from. Well, I did suggest Elton John, cus he is the head of the gay mafia, but how would you get ahold of the head of the gay mafia? LOL.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy that has been said to come directly from the Head Homosexual.

I put it behind a cut, so you can choose to see it or not...

It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
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